My Wife in The Web Game is a Popular Idol - 66

My Wife in The Web Game is a Popular Idol

Netoge no Yome ga Ninki Idol datta ~Cool-kei no kanojo wa genjitsu demo yome no tsumori de iru~


66 - Chapter 13

"That's not good, Kazu-kun." (Nana)
"That is not good, Senior Kazuto." (Ayane)

On a certain day off. I'm in my room, and two popular idols are looking at me driving away. The two are, needless to say, Kurumizaka-san and Kiyokawa. Their girlish casual clothes are a feast for the eyes....... How did this situation come about? The reason is that they heard the details of the sleepover date from Rinka and came to me for a talk. However, Rinka is not here.

"By any chance, is Senior Kazuto a loser?" (Ayane)
"Ugh...... I can't deny it." (Kazuto)
"Kazu-kun is such a person, huh. The difference between the bold and the not-so-bold is quite drastic, you know." (Nana)

"Senior Nana is right. When she is ready to go for it, she goes for it, but usually she is reluctant to do so. Are you a dual personality?" (Ayane)
"A-aren't you just overstating it?" (Kazuto)
"No, no, it's just unbelievable that you could keep becoming a nerd gamer after being pressed that hard by Senior Rinka." (Ayane)
"But Rin-chan has her own problems as well. To think that both of you end up immersing yourselves in the web game is......." (Nana)

They both exhale "Haah" ruefully. ......I don't think you can blame me for that.

I'm a nerd gamer, okay? I'm a genuine gamer who's been devotedly playing online games since I was a kid. Isn't it natural for me to be a loser?

Considering that, I was amazed at how I've been able to face these idols so far.......

Other herbivorous guys would be too nervous to even speak. Or they would get all flustered and get weirdly excited. In my case, maybe it's my insensitivity as a nerd gamer.

"I was surprised when I heard it from Rin-chan. The sleepover date was going well at first, but at the very last minute, she went off the rails. Moreover, having her father caught upon......." (Nana)
"In a way, her father was the biggest victim here." (Ayane)
"No, it's me." (Kazuto)
"Huh?" (Ayane)
"What?" (Nana)
"......I'm sorry." (Kazuto)

Why do you guys so tyrannize? I'm, about to cry, you know......

"Senior Kazuto. It's great that you care about Senior Rinka, but sometimes that can hurt the other person, you know?" (Ayane)
"...... Yes." (Kazuto)
"Kazu-kun, I think you should go a little more aggressive!" (Nana)
"It's tough to be told that by Kurumizaka-san......." (Kazuto)
"Because you haven't even kissed her yet. Molasses, you're like a molasses!" (Nana)
"......" (Kazuto)

"Are you listening to me, Kazu-kun?" (Nana)
"I-I'm listening." (Kazuto)
"Then why are you shutting up?" (Nana)
"It just...... I'm embarrassed to be having this kind of conversation with girls!" (Kazuto)
""EEHH?"" (Nana, Ayane)

When I boldly blurt out my true feelings, they both rolled their eyes and inclined their heads.

"Eh, what the heck is with that reaction? Do you guys not think so to have so with a boy?" (Kazuto)
"No, no, I don't think so. I just ain't bothered about gender." (Nana)
"Yes, me neither." (Ayane)
"You guys should care a little bit. And be ashamed of yourselves." (Kazuto)
"Fufu, you might not know this, Senior Kazuto, who has no contact with girls, but surprisingly, even among girls, we do engage in such a conversation." (Ayane)
"Yep. It is something you can't talk about in front of boys." (Nana)
"I'm here, a boy you know. Eh, you think I'm a girl? Or do you not even treat me like a human being?" (Kazuto)

I have felt for some time that these two are strangely very close to each other towards me. It is not in a cordial way, but more like they are not cautious of me.

"As for treating you like a human being, you are a nerd gamer to begin with, aren't you, Senior Kazuto?" (Ayane)
"What do you mean by that? You think that a nerd gamer doesn't have human rights? D*mn, I'm going to cry." (Kazuto)
"Kazu-kun is more like a Kazu-kun than a member of the opposite sex." (Nana)
"I don't get it." (Kazuto)

I don't even get what that means, but at least I know she doesn't think of me as a boy. made me a little sad.
It is not that I want her to be conscious of me, but it is kind of a complicated feeling.

"As the person in command of Kazu-kun x Rin-chan Lovey-Dovey Operation, I can't let this happen!" (Nana)
"I've never heard of this operation." (Kazuto)

I think it was something befriending operation before. Either way, it's still embarrassing to hear.

"I, Kiyokawa Ayane, am the chief of staff." (Ayane)
"Hee~h. So, the whole thing is progressing when I'm not around." (Kazuto)
"By the way, Senior Kazuto is an underling, a grunt." (Ayane)
"Why the heck. I'm not the key role in the operation?" (Kazuto)
"The person in the key role is Senior Rinka. And Senior Kazuto's role is to make Senior Rinka happy. Do you have any good ideas?" (Ayane)

Kiyokawa asks me, and I think about it for a while. There's only one idea.

"A fireworks display, I think." (Kazuto)
"A fireworks display?" (Ayane)
"Yes, it is. Rinka had said that she wanted to go to a fireworks display with me." (Kazuto)
"Why don't you two just go? It'll be easy with Senior Rinka's disguise skills." (Ayane)
"That's...... She wants to wear a yukata." (Kazuto)
"......That's, indeed difficult." (Ayane)

Hearing my words, Kiyokawa groans with a "Hmmm".
In a yukata, it's going to be difficult to disguise herself. It'll be revealing her true identity.

"She wants to visit the food stalls, too. Frankly, I think it's impossible." (Kazuto)
"I don't really like the word "impossible," but...... I see, you have it tough." (Ayane)
"Even so, you want to make Rin-chan's wish come true, don't you?" (Nana)

The three of us fold our arms, tilt our heads, and ponder.
It's impossible, no matter how, isn't it?
If a popular idol goes to a fireworks display with a guy, there's bound to be a scandal.

"How about we hold the fireworks display ourselves? We can gather all the guests ourselves and ask for their cooperation!" (Nana)
"That's reckless. We don't have all the money. I don't know the details, but the cost of a fireworks display is around tens of millions of yen. If we have to pay for extras and rent a location on top of that, it'll be well over 100 million yen." (Ayane)
"......Do sparklers work?" (Nana)

It gets downgraded outrageously.

"Kazu-kun. Do you have any strategy?" (Nana)
"Senior Kazuto, you're our only hope." (Ayane)
"Even if you say so. I've told you from the very beginning, haven't I, that it's going to be impossible." (Kazuto)

Instead of thinking of a strategy, they have abandoned their thoughts.
Then Kiyokawa exclaims, "Ah, I have an idea!", and her eyes light up with a gleam.

"......What is it?" (Kazuto)
"The problem with this is, that a popular idol and a guy go to a fireworks display together, right?" (Ayane)
"It is." (Kazuto)
"Then how about this? If it's a popular idol and a girl, there's nothing to worry about." (Ayane)
"Huh?" (Kazuto)

If that's the case, then, I won't be able to fulfill Rinka's wish of going to a fireworks display with me.

"Oh, I get it! I get what you're saying, Ayane-chan!" (Nana)
"As expected of Senior Nana. Is Senior Kazuto the only one who hasn't noticed?" (Ayane)
"Wh-what do you mean......?" (Kazuto)
"It's simple. All you have to do is――――become a girl, Senior Kazuto." (Ayane)

She says it with a serious face and no smile, causing me to scream out.
I...... become a girl, you say?

"But wait, Ayane-chan! If Kazu-kun becomes a girl, they won't be able to have children, will they? I think that would be a little saddening. I want to hold Rin-chan's child in my arms." (Nana)
"I see. So you want to be called Grandma Nana." (Ayane)
"It's Big Sis! I'm not ready to be called Grandma yet!" (Nana)

.......This is hopeless. I can't follow the conversation. I don't even want to follow.
Such a topic of having children brought up by these girls, makes a complete herbivorous loser like me blush.

"I want to end my life as a man if possible." (Kazuto)
"No one said anything about castration." (Ayane)
"Then what?" (Kazuto)
I inquire with stiff lips, and then Kiyokawa smirks.
"It's, crossdressing." (Ayane)

Crossdressing――――you say?
~"(This is a Translation Content of pemudatunawisata[dot]my[dot]id. so, read only on there, kay~)"~

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At a certain time, there are creatures that walk by two feet. These creatures can be divided into two by gender. These creatures are surprisingly able to pick something using things called hands.
And on a certain day, two of these creatures meet.

"Halloo~ I am Bujangga, ndesu! Nice to meet you!"
"Y, yes. Nice to meet you too, I am Fuurawan."
"Fuurawan-chan ka? Ii no namae."
"S, sangkyu."

The two greet each other due of their faces are facing each other.
They speak, breathe, blink, sweat, and so.
And after a long time passes,

"Kyaa~ Bujang-kyun."
"Daijoubu ka? Fuurawan-chan."
"D, daijoubu... desu."
"Doushita no?"
"Fuurawan-chan no kaori, suuuuggoku WANGY, hmmmmmppppsshhh ahhhh wangyyyy."
"Mou~ Bujang-kyun no eccchi~."

On a certain day, these two meet and have lunch because they are hungry.
The boy orders fried rice while the girl orders a serve of seasoned rice being processed by frying.
For the drinks, the boy orders hot chocolate while the girl orders a cup of chocolate that has not been cold yet.
They eat their food.
They also feed some spoons with each other.
They then having a leisure exchange.

"Ikeh, yaru?"
"Ikeh, tanoshii, kimochii, ore, ganbarimasu!!!"
"Dame ka?"
"Dame nanoka."
"Ee, haayaakuuu~"

The two of them are having exercise, training, and workout, then.
When they finished, then they restarted.
And when they finished, the boy pleaded for the second.
Then when they finished, this time in the girl who asked the third.
And when they finished, the boy once again pleaded for the fourth.
Then when they finished, the girl also once again asked for the fifth.
And so on.


On the other occasion,
On a day that is not a night.
That day the sun is shining brightly because it's a day and 12:00 o'clock.
The day is bright and the sun has not been set yet.
The breeze can be felt due to the air is flowing.
As he is breathing, a certain boy is approaching a girl.

"Yaa, kitten-chan, can I have your namae?"
"S, su, suteki~. Ah, hai. Fuurawan desu."
"Fuurawan-chan, huh. What a kirei no namae. By the way, watashi no namae is Badz Zheengan. Watashi wa Son of a Beach. Watashi came from The Pangea Selatan. Diligent in setsuyaku. Ketsueki type is I, I for Ikkehmen. Watashi no hobby wa breathing. Yoroshiku."
"Yoroshiku, Badz Zheengan-san."
"Fuurawan-chan, watashi no yubi to kimi no chawan, let's have made karera meet and unite."
"Watashi-tachi will have much tanoshi."

They have a wik wok awok koakoawaok akoawoakakwa kawkaowaoaok.
When they have done of their a wik wok awok koakoawaok akoawoakakwa kawkaowaoaok, then they re-doing again.
When they finished again, the boy pleaded for the second.
Then when they finished, this time in the girl who asked the third.
And when they finished, the boy once again pleaded for the fourth.
Then when they finished, the girl also once again asked for the fifth.
And so on.


"Fuurawan-chaaannn!!! Ikanaide!!!!."
"Gomen ne, Bujang-kun."
"Dameee, Fuurawan-chaannnn!!!"
"Sayonara, Bujang-kun."